As much as I hate to delve into the feeding pool of media outlets that have replaced “real” news with a face caked with pink make-up and a head full of Barbie’s extensions, I can’t help put in my two cents…not like “Little Miss Privileged” needs it.

It all started last September; DUI charge, suspended license…a never-ending list of impurities that she leaves on society including an annoying and very condescending “that’s hot.” Side note that the real charge should have been her disregard and ignorance for basic things we “regular humans” do. Isn’t “The Simple Life” proof enough to put her behind bars for good? Although I have to admit, very shamefully and hypocritically, the show is quite funny…

I’ve digressed…

So, our American Princess gets put behind bars. She gets taken out. Placed on house arrest. Reprimanded by a judge who fortunately didn’t have the same sensitivity as Larry Seidlin. Claims she is claustrophobic. Learns to deal. Suddenly has life epiphinies and wants to do good for others. Finally struts her way down a cement walkway, with a cute and very modest ensemble, face clear from paint and smiling ear to ear.

Genuine smiles…something we don’t see often from the slit eye, half smirk heiress.

So now what? What will the news do now? Since the Paris circus has seemed to come to an end, what will we cover now? Our whole existence rested on the fact that Paris was in jail, that Paris was sad, that Paris didn’t like the food. Will they leave this poor little rich girl alone…??

But then again, I’m sure tomorrow we’ll be documenting her first dump out of the pooper…and it may even be on eBay…

America the Beautiful…