Well, if you haven’t caught it on Youtube, consider yourself blessed. Because only “The Arnold” could pervert the otherwise adorable idea of allowing Hello Kitty to serve as the ambassador to Tokyo, Japan.

The AP reports that Sanrio Co. President Shintaro Tsuji has promised that he would help the Vogue Nippon cover girl in her efforts to lure at least 10 million foreign tourists to Japan’s warm shores.

It shouldn’t be a terribly hard feat, though. Who isn’t writing bad checks and applying for passports to see “Hello Kitty’s Dream Light Fantasy,” the multi-million-dollar musical featuring Hello Kitty?