<br /> Okay, now here's a riddle. See if you can answer. Who do you know who insists on working out on the hottest day of the year, outside? Who do you know who loves the Spinning class so much she'll take the hour long class even when the gym's air conditioner is broken? Give up yet? But you know the answer. Me, right?<br /> I just got back from a take-no-prisoners, thigh, glute, and ab busting workout. My workout is not for the faint of heart or flabby of thigh. Like they say, if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen!<br /> I am the voice of your competitor. The stunner who will stand in line in front of you at the pageant. And I am not messing around! We're talking goals here. My goal is to win a Mrs. Title. I won't stop until the crown is on my head. Here is a clue: as a competitor, I will be your worst nightmare! The queen-wannabe on a mission. If you think you can just cake walk to the title based on your awesome platform, think again. My plan is to be the one to beat. I will have my platform together, and working it with true passion. My figure will be sculpted, my skin will be flawless, especially without make up. My teeth will be bright as the morning star. I am articulate, beautiful, intelligent, educated, and most of all extremely nice and helpful to all. I will be a servant, always ready to help when I am needed.<br /> <br /> The reason I'm giving you the heads up is that I want the competition. I enjoy pushing myself to be my best. I will be offended if you don't come in with your best. After all it is a &quot;beauty&quot; pageant, right? If anyone reads this and takes pause at my honesty, maybe you ought to take my advice and get yourself together, and quick. I am the kind of woman you will come up against in your quest for the crown. One who will not slink away quietly. I have something to prove to myself. And I am working on it every day. Think I'm crazy? Sure I am. Crazy like a fox.