My position is to avoid all things Jennifer Love Hewitt, but when it happens, I never expect to come out of the movie theatre stimulated, intrigued, matured. In fact, I anticipate leaving a little more dumb and with a lot more high-school jargon than I had when I was actually in high school.

That said, the girl was pretty. She couldn't light up Party of Five without my brother commenting on how fiercely good looking she was- and that was not something he said about just anyone.

And Jennifer Love Hewitt still is pretty. And she still looked pretty damn good in that bikini. Yeah, her body isn't perfect; it looks like she has had a hamburger in the last 12 months and you know what? That makes me respect her. That makes me want to have lunch with her a lot more than I want to have lunch with someone that ruins the whole meal talking about calories and escapes to use the restroom five minutes after we are done. There is something to be said for someone that wants to live a little and consume 1700 calories a day instead of 1200 calories, and the thing to be said is "Bravo."