Got a Job?

I'm seventy-two years old and looking for employment.

I want to get paid for playing computer games.  I'm dependable, loyal, honest and serious.

I've been playing on those world-wide servers now for two and a half years.  My dream job would be getting paid to help the newcomers, listen to complaints, and enhance the playing experience.

I'd like to be the real, live, person you can talk to as you wend your way from screen to screen.  I'd like to put a little order in a mass of confusion.  I'd like to Keep It Simple in a Complicated World.

Do you know of any openings?