Celebrities we can’t stand them, but we just can’t get enough of them. Since we can’t be them, and don’t make as much money as them, it feels good to know when the latest nip slip was, or “she said what?!” we want to see the worst quote, the worst picture, we want the damn down worst! Well then thank God for this summers, hot hot hot new gossipier Perez Hilton.

There is no one like this one man, dick drawing, pink wearing, hair dying, gossip goddess, and the world just cannot get enough, not only the world but the celebrities themselves. Complain all they want, how can you not log on to see who the Gossip Villain has struck today. He’s offensive, mean, and down right addictive. I guess Pringles had it right, once you pop, you can’t stop, and Perez has certainly popped.

Life is an ever going drama fest. Especially with people like Perez Hilton around, famous for doing nothing great, or important, hence his last name. This summer when you are wondering who slept with whom, who’s in rehab, and who’s got a penis drawn on their face. So when you’re quenching for some “Celebrity Juice” Perez is your man, and he is happy to tend to your every need.