I can see the look on your face right now - you obviously weren't ready for this comeback...
You have to face the truth though - by the first sunny weekend these bleached denim shorts and mini skirts will be all over your trendy neighborhood. I'm just here to give you the heads up, before they catch you off guard.
There are few options for designer denim (yes, being trendy will hurt your wallet):
Of course you can always opt for the DIY project using a bleaching pen. Before you ruin a pair of your favorite jeans - please watch this instructional video.