This is no joke, Miss White Trash Pageant does exist!!

Founded in 1999 in Portland, Oregon, the annual Miss White Trash Pageant celebrates women who proudly represent the large and looming underbelly of middle Americana. The pageant draws amazing contestants from all walks of life to compete for the coveted title of Miss White Trash. During an evening of music and mayhem, contestants are judged by a panel of four judges in various categories including Makeup, Hair, Outfit, Talent and Overall Trashiness before a winner is named to reign as Miss White Trash for one year.

You can go to their website to believe this http://www.misswhitetrash.com
According to the photos on the site these women take the competition very seriously. well, if you got a pickup track as a first prize, wouldn't you be competitive??