My husband wants sex.
I want shoes.
“No sex tonight,” I tell him. “I’m tired.”
“I could have sex all the time,” he says. “We need to get you a stand-in. I need a woman who wants it as much as me.”
“I need a stand-in husband too,” I tell him. “I need a man with a bigger… wallet. How about this? You get to sleep around. But, every time you sleep with another woman, I get to buy another pair of shoes.”
He laughs.
I laugh.
But who’s joking?
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.jpg "Chadwicks Women's The Marilyn Gown")
.jpg "Suave Leather Handbag")
.jpg "Corto Clutch Bag")
.jpg "Riendas Leather Handbag")
.jpg "Perla Leather Purse")
.jpg "Corfe Purse")
.jpg "Heidi Designer Diaper Bag Denim")
.jpg "Mariah's Silver CZ Butterfly Ring")
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